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February 14, 2020

Self care is important. Nothing is more important to me than my own mental well-being, and I will deploy any…

February 13, 2020

In these divided times it takes real courage to go against the grain and stand up for what you believe…

February 4, 2020

I don’t understand what happened to this country. Since when did celebrating the greatest British musical import since The Beatles…

February 1, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Self-proclaimed anarchist punk Craig Garson, who once stabbed a police officer while on LSD, was flabbergasted last…

January 31, 2020

NEW YORK — Comedy Central announced the cancelation of “Straight Edge History” last night immediately after it’s inaugural episode aired,…

January 26, 2020

Well, here we are, I hope you’re happy you sick fucks. It’s come to this. Jesus fucking Christ. We landed…

January 24, 2020

RALEIGH, N.C. — A shirtless Senator Bernie Sanders stepped into the UFC Octagon vowing to take on all comers during…

January 17, 2020

An empath, as I explain to every single person I meet, is a person who is extraordinarily sensitive to the…

January 5, 2020

In the age of identity politics, we as a society have completely forgotten that it’s okay to disagree! Fake news…

January 4, 2020

What in the hell happened to this country? “And twins” was about more than just selling beer, it was about…