It’s Time To Put the Christ Back in Toyotathon
Let’s go places, with our faith. Was it not Christ’s anger at the money changers during the cleansing of the…
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Beautiful: This Terminally Ill Man Made a Video for His Unborn Son Describing How He Would Lay His Ass Out if He Ever Fucked up the Car
Imagine being an expecting father only to be told you wouldn’t live long enough to see your first child come…
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Every Virus of 2020 RANKED
Viruses had something of a moment in 2020, didn’t they? Up until recently, serious diseaseophiles have maintained that they peaked…
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Paranormal Investigator Staring at Electro-Reader Thingy Has Never Seen Anything Like This
SALEM, Mass. — The occult community was rocked to its core yesterday after paranormal researcher and television host Aaron Todd…
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Poland Spring to Bring Back Original Recipe Water
PORTLAND, Maine — Poland Spring executives announced yesterday that they will re-release their flagship, original recipe water for the first…
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Meditation Upgraded to Nap
LOS ANGELES — A 10-minute exercise in mindful meditation for musician and Trader Joe’s crew member Adrienne Tuckman evolved into…
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Opinion: Keep Your Friendsgiving Close and Your Enemiesgiving Closer
Like many Los Angeles transplants, I don’t go home for every holiday. And since I don’t want to miss out…
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Opinion: Quarantine or No Quarantine, This Bird Will Die by My Hand
With Covid taking a victory lap around the country, it seems everyone’s holiday plans are up in the air. Well,…
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Opinion: If Parler Is Conservative Facebook, Then What the Fuck Is Facebook?
In the days following Donald Trump’s election loss, droves of conservatives have left Facebook in favor of so-called “alternative” social…
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Opinion: Just Pause It and Let It Load
Look, refreshing the page isn’t doing anything, okay? I think it’s making it worse. We just need to pause it…
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