Opinion: The Filter of My Pall Mall 100 Is More Effective Than Any Face Mask
I’m tired of catching shit for not “doing my part” just because I do things differently. Now that the government…
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If Our Founding Fathers Were Alive to See America Today, They Would Be Bloodthirsty Vampires
There’s no denying that the American experiment has taken its share of twists and turns over the last two and…
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Nation’s Thugs and Animals Demand to Stop Being Compared to Police Officers
NEW YORK — Violent criminals and feral animals from across the country gathered in New York yesterday to protest America’s…
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Not All Cops: This One’s Dead
In the wake of George Floyd’s murder at the hands of police officers, anti-cop sentiment has exploded across the cultural…
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Opinion: Nazi Presidents Fuck Off
In the '80s, American Neo-Nazis targetted the hardcore punk scene for recruitment. Why they thought they'd find success among a…
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Real-Life RoboCop? This Police Officer Feels No Empathy or Remorse
Imagine if you will: a cold, unfeeling machine with a badge and a gun. A law enforcement automaton incapable of…
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This Quarantined Couple Made a Sock Puppet Version of Jaws Instead of Acknowledging Issues With Their Relationship
Quarantine is hard on relationships. Long term confinement, boredom, and lack of privacy have become major concerns for couples. Resentment…
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We Sat Down With No One Because We’re Not Allowed To
One of the best parts of working for The Hard Times is getting to sit down with all of the…
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Dad Recommends Emotional Distancing for Next 30 Years or So
MADISON, Conn. — Local dad Elliot Chapman announced today that, in addition to keeping six feet of physical distance to…
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The Top 5 Donovan Songs That Start Playing the Second Your Pupils Dilate
Congratulations on your decision to try hallucinogenic drugs! Now that you’ve dropped your bean, things are about to get pretty…
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