How To Practice Self Care When a Stranger “Needs” CPR September 16, 2020 Life, at times, can seem full of demands. Finding the right work/life balance is a very tricky thing, and it’s… Read More →
We Went To Check Out the Big “At The Drive-in” Reunion and They Just Played “City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold” September 14, 2020 A few months ago we started hearing rumors that because of COVID-19, the Drive-in was making a comeback. We had… Read More →
We Visited Facebook Jail and Found a Bunch of Malnourished Uncles in Cages September 10, 2020 Like many of you, we here at The Hard Times got sick and tired of hearing our racist loser uncles… Read More →
Tucker Carlson Defends Stage IV Colon Cancer August 30, 2020 WASHINGTON — Right-wing pundit Tucker Carlson drew immense criticism yet again this week over comments he made defending Stage IV… Read More →
We Sat Down With Trumps Secret Police and We’re Not Allowed to Leave July 26, 2020 Well, this is officially the worst interview we’ve ever done. With Trump sending federal officers to major cities, we thought… Read More →
Opinion: You Have Nothing to Fear If You Have Nothing to Hide and No Basic Understanding of the Constitution July 25, 2020 Well, looks like the liberal media is up to their old sensationalist tricks, yet again. First, Trump couldn’t have his… Read More →
How Could I Be Privileged When Some of My Best Friends Are Suffering? July 20, 2020 Someone told me that I need to “check my privilege” recently, so I did. I checked it, and you know… Read More →
Opinion: The Filter of My Pall Mall 100 Is More Effective Than Any Face Mask July 19, 2020 I’m tired of catching shit for not “doing my part” just because I do things differently. Now that the government… Read More →
If Our Founding Fathers Were Alive to See America Today, They Would Be Bloodthirsty Vampires July 4, 2020 There’s no denying that the American experiment has taken its share of twists and turns over the last two and… Read More →
Nation’s Thugs and Animals Demand to Stop Being Compared to Police Officers June 15, 2020 NEW YORK — Violent criminals and feral animals from across the country gathered in New York yesterday to protest America’s… Read More →