Every Virus of 2020 RANKED
Viruses had something of a moment in 2020, didn’t they? Up until recently, serious diseaseophiles have maintained that they peaked…
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Paranormal Investigator Staring at Electro-Reader Thingy Has Never Seen Anything Like This
SALEM, Mass. — The occult community was rocked to its core yesterday after paranormal researcher and television host Aaron Todd…
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Poland Spring to Bring Back Original Recipe Water
PORTLAND, Maine — Poland Spring executives announced yesterday that they will re-release their flagship, original recipe water for the first…
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Meditation Upgraded to Nap
LOS ANGELES — A 10-minute exercise in mindful meditation for musician and Trader Joe’s crew member Adrienne Tuckman evolved into…
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Opinion: Keep Your Friendsgiving Close and Your Enemiesgiving Closer
Like many Los Angeles transplants, I don’t go home for every holiday. And since I don’t want to miss out…
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Opinion: Quarantine or No Quarantine, This Bird Will Die by My Hand
With Covid taking a victory lap around the country, it seems everyone’s holiday plans are up in the air. Well,…
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Opinion: If Parler Is Conservative Facebook, Then What the Fuck Is Facebook?
In the days following Donald Trump’s election loss, droves of conservatives have left Facebook in favor of so-called “alternative” social…
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Opinion: Just Pause It and Let It Load
Look, refreshing the page isn’t doing anything, okay? I think it’s making it worse. We just need to pause it…
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We Debunk Our Wife’s Claim That She’s “Leaving Us” Because We’ve Become a “Conspiracy Weirdo”
Well apparently it’s “where we go one, we go alone” for me. Somehow, while my back was turned, my wife…
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Opinion: Oh, So When I Said “Frankenstein” and Not “the Monster” You Had No Idea What I Was Talking About
Oh my god. I am so sorry. You are right, of course! The character I am describing is in fact…
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