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Oh, You’re a Joe Rogan Fan? Make 3 of the Dumbest Statements I’ve Ever Heard in My Entire Life June 1, 2021 Oh you’re into Rogan huh? Well, I call bullshit! You got band-wagon jumping poser written all over you bro. If… Read More →
Oh Shit: This Week the Boys Talk Cancel Culture May 31, 2021 Strap the fuck in and get ready to have your leftist sensibilities shot in the dick, because this week on… Read More →
Secrets Revealed! Rob Zombie Confirms His “Munsters” Reboot Will Establish That Herman’s Dick Came From a Wolfman May 25, 2021 When Rob Zombie re-booted the "Halloween" franchise, he subverted expectations by taking the story's central mystery (“why does Michael Myers… Read More →
5 Summer Cocktails That Will Make You Say “Okay, Tomorrow I Stop Killing Myself” May 25, 2021 For many of us the past year has been the hardest in living memory, and in times of turmoil it’s… Read More →
Not Aging Well: 5 Episodes of “Friends” Where Ross Decided Osama bin Laden Didn’t Pose a Serious Threat to America May 18, 2021 NBC’s "Friends" remains one of the most successful sitcoms in television history, breaking ratings records throughout its run and maintaining… Read More →
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We Interviewed David Byrne, the Last Thing on Our Bucket List. Welp, Time To Die May 16, 2021 Writing for a music blog like The Hard Times has opened up a lot of opportunities over the years, leading… Read More →