Few people actually remember the fact that King Diamond was created after a group of local Danish children put a…
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ATLANTA — A flyer posted on the corkboard of Criminal Records announced that local metal band Fierce Fire is holding…
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GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — Metal fans and cosplay enthusiasts had no idea that a city administrator for the Lake County Fairgrounds…
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SAN DIEGO — In what is being viewed as a rather embarrassing mix-up, Amie Faith arrived home with what she…
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AUSTIN, Texas — The Whole Foods Market grocery chain announced today that it will only sell produce picked by cage-free…
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INVERNESS, Ill. — All-around little piece of shit Brenden Mounce, 11, entertained a house full of jealous classmates this weekend…
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Yes, America has modern day concentration camps that hold migrant children in cages of their own filth. But we also…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Patrons of local punk venue The Steel Toe report peculiar, “almost paranormal” happenings in and around the…
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CONCORD, N.H. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders announced his “Gaming for All” legislative plan, which would provide government-backed equal play…
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Obsessive festival attendee Argel Anaya molted the entire top layer of his skin today after spending the…
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