CLEVELAND — Doctors at the Cleveland Clinic successfully performed a high-risk, experimental procedure on Thursday, surgically removing the song “Ride” by Twenty One Pilots from…
This is a sensitive topic but I could really use some advice. See, our bassist Tom … he lost his son a few years back…
AUSTIN, Texas – Shortly after collecting his wristband, Atlanta native Drew Cahill announced plans to make the most out of his trip to Austin’s SXSW by…
This is a photograph of my son. His name is Nathaniel. Look at it … study it. This is the real face of Libtardation. I…
The groundbreaking, and some might say life-changing, anime series Dragon Ball Z aired in Japan from 1989 to 1996 with a whopping 291 episodes. Hey,…
What do you mean nothing?! I’m serious, I will totally drive, hey … hey … HEY! How much would you give me if I used…
WASHINGTON — The Trump Administration announced plans earlier today to build a “big, beautiful” paywall around the White House website. Officials confirmed IT professionals are…
AUSTIN, Texas — One man unwittingly “performed the work of many” at local rock club The Jackrabbit on Thursday night, when Austin native Stephen Barish…
OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local wildcard Gabe Lawrence, sporting a fresh “Anarchy” tattoo on his temple meant to commemorate his mistrial for arson charges, gave a terse…
LOMBARD, Ill. — Panic and confusion set in at the AutoZone off of Main St. on Wednesday, when the entire staff, also known as the…
Katie? Hey, it’s Jeremy. We have Biology together but, um, I think we met at that show for Pete’s band. It’s so cool that you…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — California state lawmakers held an emergency vote on Proposition 64 last night, requiring marijuana dispensary employees to play guitar for a minimum…
He is at it again. Kevin Fazio. The terror of Warren G. Harding Public High — the man with little in his obsidian soul but…
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Ryan Daniels, an AP English teacher at Schaumburg Public High School, has allegedly heard of indie rock band Parquet Courts, according to reports from shocked students.…
LOS ANGELES — Pop star Avril Lavigne is reportedly on the lookout for “a new man who wants to start a family, but can still…