Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce
CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…
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Michael Moore Makes Scathing Documentary About SimCity You Abandoned 16 Years Ago
CHICAGO — Controversial documentarian Michael Moore premiered his newest film at the Gene Siskel Film Center over the weekend to…
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Noise Musician Looping Same Argument with Girlfriend Over and Over
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Prolific noise musician Tyler Witbank was asked to leave his shared apartment last week for looping and…
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We Just Sponsored an Overwatch Team! Or Gave a Bunch of Random Teens $5,000
Hard Drive is excited to share some huge news: we have become part owners of an Overwatch League eSports team!…
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16-Year-Old Iron Maiden T-Shirt Enters Pupa Stage, Molts Sleeves
SAN DIEGO — Entomologists at the California Center for Insect Study published a paper today detailing the fascinating life cycle…
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Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts
LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…
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We Figured out Which City Jay-Z Was Talking About in ‘Empire State of Mind’
Some of the great mysteries of music are: Who was Carly Simon talking about in ‘You’re So Vain’? What did…
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Bassist Signs Two-Year, $100 Deal with Local Metal Band
ATLANTA — Bassist Adam Frost has joined local metal outfit Niceguy Genocide in a lucrative, two-year deal worth an estimated…
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Fuck We Forgot All About SxSW! Oh Well, I’m Sure It Sucked
We here at The Hard Times believe we have our finger on the pulse of music culture. Well, we will…
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Famous Punk Given Honorary GED from Hometown High School
ADDISON, Ill. — Former student Francis “Frankie” Murray received an honorary GED yesterday from the administration of Addison Trail High…
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