Cutscene Would Make Great Video Game September 1, 2019 PHOENIX — Local gamer Taylor Jostad imagined what a wonderful video game the cutscenes from 2019’s Left Alive would make… Read More →
Bucket Hats Are Making A Comeback Because I Just Found My Old One And Really Want To Wear It August 28, 2019 Hey, remember bucket hats? What a ‘90s nostalgia trip, am I right?! We used to call them fisherman hats because… Read More →
We Ranked Anime’s Top 10 Static Shots of Power Lines With Cicada Noises August 28, 2019 There's hundreds — if not thousands — of anime that include static shots of power lines with cicada noises. We… Read More →
Scene Conservationists Release Rehabilitated Crust Punk Back Into Wild August 27, 2019 PORTLAND, Ore. — Scientists and well-wishers gathered earlier this week to watch as a crust punk affectionately known as “Shiv”… Read More →
Punk Band Cannot Refuse Any Favors Asked of Them on This, the Day of Their Album Release Party August 25, 2019 CLEVELAND — A line formed outside the legendary DIY venue The Basement last night, where locals could request favors of… Read More →
Remembering Nintendo’s Failed Power Sock Controller August 22, 2019 In the 1980s, Nintendo released several popular customized controllers for playing certain NES games, such as the Light Gun and… Read More →
“Big Things on the Horizon,” Posts Friend About to Ask Everyone for Money August 17, 2019 CHICAGO — Friends and family of local “all-around artist” Will Bell braced themselves today after Bell posted a cryptic message… Read More →
What a Sellout! This Punk Turned 30 August 16, 2019 Do you remember Paul? He used to be one of the craziest, most hardcore punks in the scene. He was… Read More →
Slayer Fan Excited to Miss Slayer One Last Time by Drinking Too Much Before Show Again August 7, 2019 CHICAGO — Local metalhead Gary Dwyer cannot wait to “pound a sixer” of Old Style in the parking lot before… Read More →
Lost Child at Gathering of the Juggalos Probably Better Off August 2, 2019 SPRINGVILLE, Ind. — Authorities patrolling the annual Gathering of the Juggalos decided to make no attempts last night to reunite… Read More →