Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

July 24, 2020

The shower is one of the last refuges in modern society. Only within that 2x4 foot space can you shut…

July 17, 2020

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced today that his state has won a federal contract to become the…

March 30, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Social media website MySpace announced today it will require their singular employee to work from home during…

January 18, 2020

MINNEAPOLIS — First time poker player Ryan Feldman is absolutely cleaning out his friends in a game of Texas Hold…

December 5, 2019

COLTS NECK, N.J. — Local eighth grader Steve McKenzie was confused and disillusioned last week when his first kiss at…

August 29, 2019

NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Denizens of the underworld are welcoming significant infrastructure improvements over the next few weeks as…

August 22, 2019

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Popular local surf rock band Neutral Milk Hotel California is rumored to be playing a show…

June 29, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Punk legend and filmmaker Glenn Danzig's debut horror film “Verotika” will be available exclusively on Netflix later…

June 17, 2019

NEW YORK — Inventor and former Weezer fan Dr. Stanley Tankowitz successfully time travelled last week to September 10, 2001,…

June 4, 2019

LOS ANGELES — The International Committee for Problematic Favorites announced today that die-hard defenders of Morrissey have won the 2019…