Dan Bookbinder
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October 28, 2023
HOUSTON — Self-starter Norwegian black metal band Necrocide flew to America with the goal of setting fire to a Megachurch,…
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Ben Friedman
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October 28, 2023
SPOKANE, Wash. — A 12-foot tall Home Depot skeleton found himself under a mountain of skepticism after listing his height…
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Doug Kolic
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October 28, 2023
Well, that concludes our paranormal investigation of your turn-of-the-century Victorian farmhouse. After using numerous spirit-locating devices and other elaborate ghost-searching…
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Dan Rice
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October 27, 2023
Halloween is almost here and that doesn’t mean a damn thing to me, because every moment in my rundown slum…
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Anthony Carrano
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October 27, 2023
New York — Local thirty-something punk Charles Murray is unable to settle on an official complaint about this year’s Fest,…
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Alex Vlahov
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October 27, 2023
Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! As a new father, you face a classic dilemma: you want to…
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Devin Spiegelberg
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October 27, 2023
Here at the Hard Times, we’re always willing to help out our fans, and today we’ll be responding to a…
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Bex Kane
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October 27, 2023
CONCORD, N.H. — Local high schooler Colin Black recently expressed interest in learning to skateboard but has serious reservations because…
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Chris Bowen
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October 27, 2023
CHICAGO — Several TSA agents at O'Hare International Airport detained metal fan Aex Parker for attempting to board a flight…
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Scott Waldman
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October 27, 2023
Morning, dear reader. To start, we have to say the fact or opinion that The Spill Canvas is not a…
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