Before you get into these rankings it’s important you understand that the worst album from The Get Up Kids is…
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Steve Esparra
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Ah, the Garden State. To know her is to marginally tolerate her out of necessity. The taxes, the corrupt politicians,…
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Joe Rumrill
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PRINCETON, N.J. — Top scientists from around the nation are reportedly perplexed beyond belief upon discovering that the band Touchstone…
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Neel Bhakta
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2015 had a lot to offer. There was that one new Ought album and life hadn’t totally gone down the…
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Corey Montgomery
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We get it. You love Weezer almost as much as you love fucking. Trying to combine the best of both…
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John Danek
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ELKHART, Ind. — Legendary orchestral instrument manufacturer Selmer announced plans to edge into the metal musician market with the debut…
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Audrey Vieira
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Fall Out Boy have put out anywhere from one to eight decent records depending on which fans you ask. Some…
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Doug Kolic
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Yo babe, are you serious? You really wanted to go to Disneyland after the wedding? Then why didn’t you just…
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Charles Bill
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local dental patient Peter Thomas was in a state of panic recently when his dentist began absolutely…
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Charles Bill
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RICHMOND, Va. — Thrash metal band GWAR was forced to build an immense costume and elaborate backstory for a tambourine…
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