April 2022 - Page 3 of 13

The Next Banksy? I Make Art and No One Knows Who I Am

Zach Hudson • April 26, 2022

People are always comparing artists. You always hear someone being referred to as the next Picasso, the next Beethoven, and…

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Record Collector Wondering if Contractor Can Do Vinyl Flooring in 180-Gram Pink Marble Splatter

John Danek • April 26, 2022

UPPER DARBY, Pa. – Vinyl enthusiast Michelle Oliver confounded contractors when she asked if vinyl flooring came in a 180-gram…

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Future ‘Founder’ of Twitter Elon Musk Buys Twitter

The Hard Times Staff • April 25, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the…

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Self-proclaimed Daria Morgendorffer More of a Tina Belcher

Amanda Russel • April 25, 2022

Portland, Ore. — Local woman Rachel Vance claims that if she had a cartoon counterpart it would be the sarcastic,…

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Report: Parking Costs More Than Show Ticket

Neel Bhakta • April 25, 2022

DALLAS — Skeptical show-goers recently expressed dissatisfaction following the realization that venue parking fees are more expensive than their ticket…

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Feel Old Yet? All the Guys From Lemon Party Are Dead Now

Max Barth • April 25, 2022

With all the deaths of celebrities we grew up watching, it can be easy to feel absolutely ancient these days.…

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Desperate Pick Clings to Inside of Guitar in Terror

Nathan Kamal • April 25, 2022

AUSTIN, Texas — A desperate guitar pick is currently clinging to the inside body of an acoustic guitar belonging to…

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Review: The Offspring “Ignition”

Bobby Korec • April 24, 2022

Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…

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Myspace Top 8 Ranking Brought Up at Supposed Best Friend’s Funeral

The Hard Times Staff • April 24, 2022

HYANNIS, Mass. — Local man Eddie Whitman surprised mourners at the funeral of his “best friend” Andreas Pimentel by relitigating…

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We Rank the Top 14 Joy Division Albums Because We’re From a Cooler Timeline

Nathan Kamal • April 24, 2022

It can be hard to choose your favorite, especially when there is so much to choose from. With an artist…

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