Andrew Murphy
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SEATTLE, WA — Internet commentators and online communities announced this morning that they are “fucking stoked” to push recently famous…
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When did America lose its values? There was a time in this country when people knew their neighbors, where they…
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John Danek
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EUGENE, Ore. — Ska/swing revival band Cherry Poppin’ Daddies shared a long-awaited apology accepting blame for their whole deal, including,…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — Recently vaccinated man Albert Kalomatsos posted his out-of-focus vaccine selfie weeks too late for it to even…
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Well, this was one hell of a barbecue friend, but if you don’t mind helping me find my keys, I’ve…
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John Danek
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DALLAS — Rhythm guitarist and craft beer connoisseur Kirk Tenly reportedly hasn’t seen his own pedalboard since the late 2000s…
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Nathan Kamal
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Alright, now. Listen to me. You all know me, or at least, you know my reputation. You know how I…
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Tiana Miller
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NEW HOPE, Pa. — Local straight man Scott Stevenson was spotted acting weirdly jealous around lesbian woman and acquaintance at…
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It’s been a good thirty-odd years of screw-ups, so now seems like as good a time as any to review…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Progressive metal band Knight Vision announced they are accepting applications from medieval studies majors for a summer…
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