Tara Dorje
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You gotta be fucking kidding me. This was not what I envisioned back when the 90s were in full swing.…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Congressional attempts to pass a COVID-19 stimulus bill once again reached an impasse yesterday after Congressman Matt Gaetz…
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John Merrifield
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As the apocalypse raged on, I’d begun running out of ways to entertain myself when I had the worst great…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — Progressive post-hardcore band Ganymede’s Gates reportedly realized moments ago that the entirety of their fanbase are “uncool…
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Brandon Puff
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ASGARD — Grumpy father and former Greek god Kratos has joined Fortnite so that he can better connect with his…
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Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — After leaving Polygon to work on his own projects, video producer Brian David Gilbert began one of…
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James Knapp
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Regal Cinemas CFO David Ownby asked his friend and HBO Max subscriber Richard Lansing yesterday to please…
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Zac Townsend
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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Local married couple Colin and Vanessa Means’ marriage was saved yesterday after an impromptu stop at Spencer’s…
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Bobby Korec
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2023 has been the worst year of my life, slightly beating out 2022, which surpassed 2021. Actually, now that I…
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Dustin Meadows
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Local dishwasher Dale Bennett was suddenly imbued with the ability to play every Pantera riff yesterday after…
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