Kratos Joins Fortnite in Attempt to Connect With Son
ASGARD — Grumpy father and former Greek god Kratos has joined Fortnite so that he can better connect with his…
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Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America
WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…
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Belle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North Korea
WASHINGTON — The FBI confirmed today that viral internet celebrity Mary-Belle Kirschner, better known as Belle Delphine, has been taken…
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New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark
BURBANK, Calif. — DC Comics has announced the newest iteration of Batman, who will navigate through the cold, dark streets…
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Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom
NEW YORK CITY — Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…
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