Dan Kozuh
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Hey bro, what’s goin’ on? I can’t believe we graduated high school fifteen years ago, seems like yesterday we were…
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John Dixon
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — A Biohazard patch on local metalhead Barret Boone’s denim jacket is reportedly becoming less of an…
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Mark Roebuck
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WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla, Inc. CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be raising his son X Æ A-Xii…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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BELLEVUE, Wash. — Local 25-year-old man Ryan Mills purchased a medium-sized “Let Russ Cook” Seattle Seahawks T-shirt yesterday, unaware that…
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Patrick Coyne
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — “Christmas Vacation” actor Randy Quaid voiced his support for President Trump yesterday, ruining every sane, cheer-deprived…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Family court officials today ordered office worker Tynan Howard to surrender his beautiful house, large automobile, and other…
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Kyle Stanley
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It’s the same old story every holiday season: You build a snowman, affix an old silk hat in which there…
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James Knapp
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SEATTLE — Singer Ryan Kemper’s commitment to a sober lifestyle brought an alarming realization yesterday: his band of more than…
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Jon Ruggiero
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NEW YORK — Reddit users on the popular r/itrunsdoom were reportedly surprised to learn that an article on video game…
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