Justin Cox
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Oh boy. I just shit my pants. Yup. On an evening walk across the Del Taco parking lot, I shit…
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Jeff Cardello
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PHOENIX — 40-something-year-old Jason Deluca has reportedly based his entire personality and lifestyle around a two-year period of his 20s…
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Andy Holt
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REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — One day after setting up her new Xbox Series X, local homeowner Maya Cruz received a letter…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — Overly-confident 24-year-old Matt Baxter convinced himself today that he could hoist a new, king-sized mattress to his…
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Krissy Howard
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WHITEFISH, Mont. — Conservative woman and Facebook friend kept in an effort to “not live in some echo chamber” Megan…
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Dan Luberto
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Now look, I’m just here to remind you that I don’t make the rules, I’m just an irritating prick that…
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Bobby Korec
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BOSTON — Local straight edger Pete Westpan is generally apathetic about National Edge Day falling on a Saturday this year,…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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A new era is upon us. This year, a new generation of consoles will come into our homes, bringing us…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac has announced that the Miles Morales Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 5 will feature an intricate…
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