James Webster
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LONDON — Best-selling author JK Rowling announced today that her new novel Troubled Blood will be published anonymously, written entirely…
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Owen Crowlie
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LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…
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Dan Rice
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A few months ago we started hearing rumors that because of COVID-19, the Drive-in was making a comeback. We had…
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Nick Ortolani
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BEND, Ore. — Armed MAGA patriot Kenneth Carter spent several days last week tracking a man over several miles in…
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Rob Steinberg
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This is a fucking disgrace. Do I like escalating shit? Sure. Do I like killing people? Fuck yeah! Do I…
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Chuck Kowalski
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WASHINGTON — Billion-dollar event company Ticketmaster lobbied before Congress yesterday to add a “barely noticeable” $790-million service fee to the…
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NEW YORK — CBS Studios has reportedly hired aspiring television writer Taylor Johnson, 28, to jiggle the ethernet cable or…
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Chandler Dean
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…
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Caitlin Chung
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GREAT FALLS, Va.— Local dad Nathan Sweeney created a bag of bag of bags, dumping multiple plastic bag-filled bags into…
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