John Danek
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DENVER — Local nerd Eugene Boscroft asked aghast record store employees moments ago to help him find old compilations from…
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Chandler Dean
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LODI, N.J. — After consistently failing the same mission over and over, local gamer Josh Chung declared that unintuitive controls…
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Chris Nakis
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When an algorithm recommended we review 50 frozen pizzas after analyzing a cross-section of our audience, we thought we hit…
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Anthony Robinson
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — The collective U.S. student loan debt held a press conference early this morning, claiming that it isn’t…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the…
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Jimmy Adamson
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I’m balding! And I’m super nervous in general. I’m only 39 and I’ve had my prostate checked eight times. I’m…
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NEW YORK — Stock photo websites jacked up their prices today for pictures of financial workers on Wall Street looking…
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Hard Drive Staff
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LOS ANGELES — While the ninth and final episode of the "Skywalker Saga" films left many unanswered questions, the novelization…
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Eric Navarro
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Divorce is common in this day and age for several reasons. The stigma of divorce has been erased, fewer marriages…
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Joe Tilleli
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MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…
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