Ted Pillow
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DOVER, N.H. — Your coworker, accounts manager Randy Ferguson, has no idea that he is your mortal enemy in a…
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Joe Tilleli
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NEWARK, Del. — Tom Connor graduated today from the University of Delaware with his 140th and final bachelor degree, having…
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Rob Walker
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It can be easy to become discouraged these days amid the drudgery of work and the onslaught of terrible news.…
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Dan Kozuh
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GENEVA, Ill. — Local man and self-described electronic leash cutter Lucas Roberts is now on a door-to-door journey to tell…
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Lauren Lavín
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PITTSBURGH — Political punk band Anti-Flag surprised fans with a brand new album titled "In Oil We Trust" inspired by…
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Nick Conway
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local slob Brian Helmes decreed today that the T-shirt he’s worn under his hoodie for the past…
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Kevin Flynn
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TOKYO — Putting years of speculation by the Pokémon fan community to rest, Game Freak team lead Shigeru Ohmori confirmed…
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Jonah Nink
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I think it’s time for me to come clean. Yes, I did cry the entire when I got my new…
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Brendan Krick
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EUGENE, Ore. — Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled yesterday to discover a giant pile of garbage in his…
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Tyler Simpson
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WASHINGTON — Climate scientists unveiled their findings today that the Earth’s temperature is rising because some dude named Jeremy has…
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