We Rank The Two Shirts You Wore During 2020 March 6, 2021 From the non-stop wildfires in Australia to the garbage fires in Cyberpunk 2077, 2020 will go down as one of… Read More →
“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man November 20, 2020 NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a… Read More →
Beto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-D October 1, 2020 EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect… Read More →
Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided August 25, 2020 The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an… Read More →
Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music July 19, 2020 COALVILLE, U.K. — Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike… Read More →
Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked June 23, 2020 MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s… Read More →
Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again May 14, 2020 KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can… Read More →
Current Relationship Covering Load Time for Next Relationship April 28, 2020 PLANO,Texas — Local man Daniel Masterson recently discovered that his current relationship with Alexa Freedman is just covering up the… Read More →
Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can March 13, 2020 NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg… Read More →
Christian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious Ways March 8, 2020 RICHMOND, Va. — Christian YouTuber LEViticus has posted a controversial video reminding peers that the YouTube algorithm works in mysterious… Read More →