December 2019 - Page 17 of 18

Kaitlyn Jeffers • December 4, 2019

I have a bit of a reputation in the scene. After all, I did get kicked in the face during…

Joe Klein • December 4, 2019

Ever since George Lucas’s sci-fi epic The Phantom Menace premiered in 1999, Star Wars fans have been obsessed with one…

Patrick Coyne • December 4, 2019

MUNCIE, Ind. — Touring band The Those is stranded between shows in the middle of nowhere today after discovering that…

Hunter R. Thompson • December 3, 2019

AUSTIN, Texas — Local thirty-something white man Scott Leonard, a dude of generally normal appearance and slightly above-average physical fitness,…

Daniel Louis • December 3, 2019

BALTIMORE — Local office punk Sean Cruz reportedly moved up front and center yesterday to represent for his colleague during…

Dan Luberto • December 3, 2019

DAYTON, Ohio — Terminally ill child Marcus Walsh received a visit from WWE legend John Cena this week, but couldn’t…

Peter Casciato • December 3, 2019

NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…

James Knapp • December 3, 2019

I am obsessed with gender reveal parties. I love those things! Which is why as soon as I saw the…

Anna Walsh • December 3, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Lifelong punk Jonny Horowitz tried to solve every “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during her taping last week…

Owen Crowlie • December 2, 2019

LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Self-described ‘nerdtrepreneur’ and microbrewery employee Zachary Oldfield has reportedly taken it upon himself to raise mental…

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