Man Absolutely Buzzin’ After Seeing Dog That Looks Like His Dog
LOS ANGELES — Local animal lover Rav Chandran is “riding a high like never before” after bumping into a dog…
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Office Punk Who Always Had Presenters Back Moves Up to Front of Conference Room
BALTIMORE — Local office punk Sean Cruz reportedly moved up front and center yesterday to represent for his colleague during…
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Aging EDM Artist Just Projecting Visuals of Summer Vacation to Grand Canyon During Live Show
LAS VEGAS — Los Angeles-based EDM artist SKRZ reportedly just projected photos and movies from his family vacation to the…
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Online Dinner Recipe a Fucking Novel for Some Reason
PHILADELPHIA — An online dinner recipe for a simple, vegan-friendly lentil soup has allegedly been written as a “fucking novel…
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Osiris D3 Expands to Double the Size When Threatened
CARLSBAD, Calif. — Osiris announced a new model of their classic D3 skate shoe, which will expand to double its…
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Rampage Reboot Sees Art Student Monsters Destroy Neighborhood With Artisanal Coffee Shops
CHICAGO, Ill. — Midway Games announced earlier this week a new reboot to the Rampage franchise where the traditional monsters…
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Football Coach Wins 5 Championships by Calling Only Fake Field Goals
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Seattle head coach Mike Rubino celebrated his fifth Super Bowl win Sunday night after calling exclusively fake…
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My Girlfriend and I Are Doing the Long Distance Relationship Thing Because That’s What the Restraining Order Clearly Specifies
Throughout the years my girlfriend and I have had our ups and downs, our good times and bad times. That’s…
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Black Metal Band Tactfully Asks Widow’s Permission to Film Music Video During Husband’s Funeral Service
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Local black metal band Decapitated Forest tactfully asked recently widowed Jolene Watkins Thursday evening if they could…
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Yankee Candle Mother’s Day Gift to be Used During Sex with Father
FREEHOLD, N.J. — High school junior Andy Moran gave his mother a Honey Clementine-scented Yankee Candle earlier today for Mother’s…
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