Kaitlyn Jeffers
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I have a bit of a reputation in the scene. After all, I did get kicked in the face during…
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Joe Klein
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Ever since George Lucas’s sci-fi epic The Phantom Menace premiered in 1999, Star Wars fans have been obsessed with one…
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Patrick Coyne
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Touring band The Those is stranded between shows in the middle of nowhere today after discovering that…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local thirty-something white man Scott Leonard, a dude of generally normal appearance and slightly above-average physical fitness,…
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Daniel Louis
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BALTIMORE — Local office punk Sean Cruz reportedly moved up front and center yesterday to represent for his colleague during…
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Dan Luberto
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DAYTON, Ohio — Terminally ill child Marcus Walsh received a visit from WWE legend John Cena this week, but couldn’t…
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Peter Casciato
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NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…
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James Knapp
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I am obsessed with gender reveal parties. I love those things! Which is why as soon as I saw the…
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Anna Walsh
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LOS ANGELES — Lifelong punk Jonny Horowitz tried to solve every “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during her taping last week…
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Owen Crowlie
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LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Self-described ‘nerdtrepreneur’ and microbrewery employee Zachary Oldfield has reportedly taken it upon himself to raise mental…
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