Dustin Meadows
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Former skater and aging punk Brett Ryerson claimed his spot yesterday as the world’s biggest Pulley fan,…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Amanda Lucas, daughter of Star Wars creator George Lucas, was reportedly enraged after discovering that her father…
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Patrick Coyne
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently deceased man Jerry Davidson confessed on his deathbed last week that Juggalos, the clown-faced fans of…
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Mark Maira
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Newly related step-siblings Kara Sullivan and Aiden Zendowski have very little to no sexual chemistry, confused and…
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Bobby Korec
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Shoegaze pioneers My Bloody Valentine changed music forever with their genre-defining album "Loveless." As it turns out, their name bears…
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Freelancer
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PRIPYAT, Ukraine — Officials at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant discovered yesterday a fourth HAIM sister buried beneath a previously…
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Noah Ammerman
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still…
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Liam O'Malley
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Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of…
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Jeff Cardello
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MESA, Ariz. — Indie-folk band The Fox and the Nightingale discovered during a jam session at their new practice space…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LONDON — “Black Mirror” show creator Charlie Brooker admitted today that he’s struggling to conceive of the scariest thing a…
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