Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BETHPAGE, N.Y. — A couple of newlyweds, Marissa and Frank Carter, cemented their love for each other at their wedding…
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Ben Friedman
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Popular local surf rock band Neutral Milk Hotel California is rumored to be playing a show…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — During the first session of a game of Dungeons & Dragons with a new group this morning,…
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Taylor Smart
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BOSTON — General Electric introduced their “early discharge” microwave oven technology today, which is expected to improve user experience by…
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Ted Pillow
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Hate your dingy office? Your soul-crushing job? That asshole of a boss? Of course you do! Everyone does. But what…
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Dan Kozuh
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In the 1980s, Nintendo released several popular customized controllers for playing certain NES games, such as the Light Gun and…
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David Britton
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BOSTON — Longtime They Might Be Giants fan Greg Simpson admitted today that he is unable to tell if the…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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INDIANAPOLIS — A local jazz drummer’s rant last night about stereotypical death metal band names, using only morbid phrases and…
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Hard Drive Staff
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PHOENIX — A discord user named FrankieStudz made the unforgivable error of muting his microphone while he excused himself to…
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Freelancer
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Local man Seth Richardson stunned friends and colleagues earlier this week when he announced in a…
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