Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — Missing the necessary half-second window to input a button press, witnesses say local gamer Roger Dawkins completely…
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Collin Canning
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I Gotta eat and piss and shit like everyone, I need to sleep and breathe. I put my Chucks on…
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Ben Doyle
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Undefeated laser tag champion Patrick Manzke won his fifty-second consecutive melee-only game this morning, leaving some opponents…
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Mark Roebuck
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Tigerpanther frontman Nicky Pittman drastically misjudged his audiences’ level of familiarity last night with several of his…
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DOVER, N.H. — Avid heckler Roland Cobb was escorted out of a local park today for yelling at a group…
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Josh Fernandez
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local punk Ivan Gomez gingerly set his “Meat Is Murder” T-shirt today into a new drawer set…
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John Danek
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Sure, it happens to the best of us- You're reading the internet's funniest satire site, The Babylon Bee. You get…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Fans of a popular television show were reportedly horrified to discover the altered state in which it…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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I’m just hearing about this and I’m totally confused — people apparently watch other people play sports on live streams…
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Patrick Coyne
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AUSTIN, Texas — Dean Hedlund, the chronically late lead singer of post-rock band Explosions in the Sky, arrived just in…
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