Patrick Coyne
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MINNEAPOLIS — Guitarist Bradley Eflin claimed last night that he was “going out for smokes” before allegedly abandoning his band…
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BOSTON — Local straight edger Austin Evans quietly formed an undying, eternal bond at a party last night with Tugger…
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ALAMEDA, Calif. — Local punk venue The Frick House installed depressed tenant Adam Gould on their couch yesterday, with full…
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John Danek
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STANFORD, Calif. — Researchers at Stanford University’s Department of Biochemistry have developed a new drug test that simply checks a…
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Dear Scabby: I am a straight woman who’s in love with a gay man — what do I do? -DELUSIONAL…
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BALTIMORE — Former 25 ta Life frontman Rick Healey, commonly known as Rick ta Life, finally noticed yesterday the obvious…
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. I’ve been jamming with a few friends lately and it’s been getting…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — 37-year-old man Kris Lusk is still angry about the Twilight series of films, which ended seven years…
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Matt Shore
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DALLAS — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and…
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Jordan Breeding
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I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I am a baby. Let’s get past that. It’s fair to wonder whether…
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