Bobby Korec
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PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Local inebriated man Kevin Donaghue drank a few sips of water before bed moments ago in an…
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Nick Ortolani
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NASHUA, N.H. — Pheasant Lane Mall Target employee Trevor Bennequist clocked out yesterday for lunch, only to discover that buying…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WARSAW — Fans of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are upset at the level of character customization, citing that…
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Zach Raffio
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LONG BRANCH, N.J. — Rock legend Bruce Springsteen shared his special tip for overcoming stage fright this week, revealing that…
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Saad Khan
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GRAPEVINE, Texas — After careful consideration of its market value, a local GameStop location offered recently hired employee Rob Lindsey…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — An anonymous whistleblower working on Cyberpunk 2077 with CD Projekt Red has revealed a pattern of intense…
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Patrick Coyne
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local man and alleged “Dove Soap-loving jagoff” Dan Paulson thinks he’s “king shit of hygiene town”…
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Kyle Erf
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SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so…
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CJ Hernandez
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TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…
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