Ted Pillow
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I guess you could call me a feminist. I know some women out there might be skeptical that a heterosexual…
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Tom Peters
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local resident and Grateful Dead advocate Zack Hallman is under fire this week for sharing Dick’s Picks…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — An unsolicited rubbing of the arm of local woman Sarah Collins early yesterday evening confirmed her three…
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Ashley Naftule
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Local women found conclusive evidence that God doesn’t know what they want, sources confirm, based on the…
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Krissy Howard
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local copy editor and Beagles guitarist Maddy Nelson is reportedly growing increasingly anxious by the delayed arrival…
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Steven Kowalski
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AUSTIN, Texas — Recent Austin transplant Kimberly Meeks is eager to complain about her first South by Southwest every chance…
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Dom Turek
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SEATTLE — Local man Richard Smalls discovered a series of photos late last night of his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend, leading him…
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Kyle Erf
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TORONTO – Long-time renter Alana Murphy downloaded and installed the classic PC game The Sims earlier this week to get…
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Mark Roebuck
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MILWAUKEE -- Recently single woman Madison Fuller worried there “won’t be many guys” attending tonight’s show at The Groggy Fox…
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Dan Kozuh
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OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Local wildcard Gabe Lawrence, sporting a fresh "Anarchy" tattoo on his temple meant to commemorate his mistrial for…
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