UFC Handing out Interim Titles at the Door February 6, 2017 In an unprecedented move, the UFC has started handing out official interim titles to all ticket holders at Fight Night and… Read More →
Tom Brady on Superbowl: “It’s Our Wrestlemania” February 4, 2017 New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady addressed the media ahead of Super Bowl 51, describing the event as the Wrestlemania… Read More →
Leech-Covered Conor McGregor Begins Cut to 145 January 22, 2017 A leech-covered Conor McGregor was spotted at a recent UFC press event, leading many fans to believe he will be… Read More →
Jimmy Snuka Hits Superfly Splash Off Pearly Gates January 16, 2017 WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka made his presence known on his first night in Heaven by hitting a… Read More →
Randy Couture Signs New 5-Scarf Deal January 16, 2017 UFC hall-of-famer turned actor, Randy Couture, announced over the weekend that he has signed a brand new five scarf deal… Read More →
Man Who Just Completed First Boxing Fundamentals Class Hoping Someone Starts Some Shit January 14, 2017 Feeling overly confident after having just completed his first “Fundamentals of Boxing” class at Park Street Gym, local man Lance… Read More →
Creepy Guy at USADA Office Suspected in Disappearance of Gallons of Urine Samples January 14, 2017 Anti-doping agency USADA announced that gallons of urine samples from athletes all over the world have gone missing. Officials are… Read More →
Tank Abbott Eyeing Return Fight With “Mother Fucker at the End of the Bar in the Dumbass Jacket” January 12, 2017 MMA legend Tank Abbott is set to make his return to fighting later tonight when he takes on an unsuspecting… Read More →
Urijah Faber Signs New Four-Title Fight Deal January 11, 2017 Perennial contender Urijah Faber announced earlier today that his short-lived retirement is coming to an end after signing a new… Read More →
Mauro Ranallo Feverishly Memorizing Lyrics From Run The Jewels ‘3’ to Force Unnaturally Into Commentary January 11, 2017 A panicked Mauro Ranallo spent his holiday break feverishly memorizing lyrics from Run The Jewels new album 3 to force… Read More →