Matt Husser
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December 6, 2024
AUSTIN, Texas — Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan left his recent interview on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast convinced that…
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Reuben Blanchard
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June 13, 2024
Vampire Weekend seems to be a “love ‘em or hate ‘em” type of band. Which kind of makes no sense.…
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James Knapp
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April 4, 2024
TRANSYLVANIA — Acclaimed spook-punk band Alkaline Trio announced a purely symbolic tour date in remote settlement “The Village of Unspeakable…
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Patrick Sullivan
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August 10, 2023
WASHINGTON—Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) was briefly hospitalized earlier this week after a reported altercation with legendary vampire hunter Van Helsing,…
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Dan Rice
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January 12, 2023
Vampire. Nosferatu. The un-dead. Legends of unholy, immortal creatures with a thirst for human blood have existed for centuries. Could…
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Nathan Kamal
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October 18, 2022
Girl, you know I want to see you happy. You deserve it. You deserve gold-plated diamonds, dogs made out of…
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Tim Graham
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July 26, 2022
WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…
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Louie Aronowitz
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June 21, 2022
LOS ANGELES — Notoriously youthful megastar Paul Rudd recently stated his youthful appearance is the result of self-care, genetics, and…
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Dan Rice
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September 30, 2021
Any celebrity can tweet against bullying in our school, but it takes a real class act to actually stand up…
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Patrick Coyne
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July 1, 2019
MISSOULA, Mont. — Real-deal, bloodsucking vampire Count Adhemar Chauve-Souris was vehemently dismissed as a poser today by mall goths he…
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