Dan Rice
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — The members of local emo band Featherhoof were reportedly overwhelmed with gratitude when longtime fan and friend…
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Camden Brazile
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ST. LOUIS — Audience members were upset at a local punk show last night when touring band Metallicunt revealed themselves…
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Ben Friedman
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OMAHA, Neb. — A longtime Walmart employee revealed that he is giving himself at least three or four more shifts…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES – Blink-182’s virtuoso drummer, Travis Barker, shed a singular tear upon hearing that upstart pop-punk band Girlsack released…
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Krissy Howard
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NEWBURGH, N.Y. — A romantic day-date activity was undergone and endured by a local couple early yesterday morning, sources who…
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MINNEAPOLIS — Former police officer and now-convicted murderer, Derek Chauvin, is reportedly upset that the most sacred day on his…
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Jerrod Kingery
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PONCA CITY, Okla. — Marcotte’s Market Grocery cashier Russell Lum took out all of his anger and stress on the…
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Liam O'Malley
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BALDWIN, N.Y. — Local man David Taubes worried he’d somehow pissed off Henry Rollins earlier today after searching for the…
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TEMPE, Arizona -- Your normie, non-punk girlfriend, who you've been with since early high school, is thrilled that you invited…
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HELL - Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness and Ruler of All Things Evil, is reportedly unimpressed with what he called,…
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