Ryan Danley
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CENTRALIA, Wash. — Local patriot Rick Staler is concerned that the size of the flags mounted in the bed of…
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James Knapp
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SANDUSKY, Ohio — Local punk Curtis “Copkiller” Richards reportedly ceased his habit of constant slander against the United States while…
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UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…
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Nick Ortolani
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SASKATOON — Violence nearly erupted following an argument between a local Canadian and a visiting metalhead over the cultural origins…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — The United States of America utterly failed in its shame-filled attempts today to obscure its bulging, prominent Presidential…
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Jake Menez
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…
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While concerned parents continue to wage war on violent video games, they are ignoring a much more serious danger: explicit…
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Anya Volz
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WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos became the first woman to irreparably damage the infrastructure at Woodrow Wilson…
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Mark Turner
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TRONDHEIM, Norway — Norwegian customs officials detained U.S. black metal band VVulfblud during their Scandinavian tour for not having any…
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Zack Ruskin
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WASHINGTON – The 45th President of the United States and subject of a Green Day concept album already being written…
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