Dan Luberto
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November 8, 2016
NEW YORK - Citing her long-held belief that “there's no way in hell anything like this could ever happen,” Lady Liberty herself packed…
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SAN FRANCISCO -- A chilling case of voter suppression was reported today, as Jello Biafra ran out of room for the lengthy…
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Mike Civins
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November 8, 2016
NEW YORK - Pending the outcome of Tuesday’s election, Staten Island resident and local hothead Kevin Esposito vowed to move…
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Hana Michels
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November 8, 2016
INDIANAPOLIS -- Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence and his wife, Karen, have reportedly pushed their twin beds together for the…
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LONDON - Julian Assange, the Wikileaks founder and internet outlaw who has been confined to the Ecuadorian embassy in London…
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Contributor
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October 19, 2016
WASHINGTON -- The Republican Party is breaking up, according to an announcement posted on GOP.com, citing “creative differences” as the…
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Jeremy Hammond
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October 18, 2016
NEW YORK -- U.S. Presidential candidates and “beloved anti-heroes” Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton will be brought back for…
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Jeremy Hammond
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October 9, 2016
GREENVILLE, S.C. – Reports of a terrifying clown threatening to "kill everybody" stalking the woods around Greenville, S.C. spurred authorities…
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Mark Roebuck
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September 26, 2016
TAOS, N.M. -- Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson announced early Monday that he would be viewing World Wrestling Entertainment’s flagship…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 19, 2016
RIO DE JANEIRO - Tensions mounted at the Olympics today, as Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump continued to insist on…
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