Ted Pillow
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BETHESDA, Md. — Uber Eats is critically overburdened by President Trump’s quarantine and is begging for FEMA assistance after just…
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Johnny Sparkles
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Is there anything better than an ice-cold beer? I don't know about you, but at the end of a hard…
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Dan Rice
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AMERICA — An overwhelming majority of rational Americans announced they were suddenly infected with hope, an emotion thought to be…
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Brett McCabe
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong awakened from a sleep-filled September to the unbelievable news that President…
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Dan Rice
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My president likes his soldiers “not captured.” Well, I like my presidents “not dead.” And I like Trump, so it’s…
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Tom Peters
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WASHINGTON — President Trump expressed disappointment early Friday morning at being all caught up on his favorite TV shows following…
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Clara Endres
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CLEVELAND — Moderators for 2020’s first Presidential debate reportedly added a question regarding an issue that’s been hotly contested since…
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John Merrifield
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BEDMINSTER, N.J. — President Trump has appointed the once-popular 90s alt-rock band Spin Doctors to lead the country's coronavirus task…
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Brandon Puff
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WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…
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