Trump Tag Archives - Page 22

Tony Morse • January 13, 2021

Noted dildo opponent and serial killer cosplay enthusiast, Ted Cruz, is a serious man known for his steely resolve and…

Malcolm Whitfield • January 10, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Actor and filmmaker Adam Sandler was forced to dispose of the screenplay for his new film “Hank…

The Hard Times Staff • January 7, 2021

GEORGETOWN, Del. — Local man Ben Hartsock resumed his normal business of yelling at skateboarders for trespassing in a parking…

The Hard Times Staff • January 6, 2021

WASHINGTON — DC-based tour guide Christopher Hollis is currently attempting to quell an insurrection at the Capitol Building in order…

Zac Townsend • December 21, 2020

This has to be some type of miscommunication. ICE just showed up at our front door. We allowed them in,…

Zoe Grobman • December 15, 2020

WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced…

Patrick Coyne • December 14, 2020

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — “Christmas Vacation” actor Randy Quaid voiced his support for President Trump yesterday, ruining every sane, cheer-deprived…

Tony Morse • December 8, 2020

Venerated slumlord and accomplished kleptocrat Jared Kushner is a busy man. When he’s not leading the federal government’s lack of…

Dan Kozuh • December 2, 2020

HINSDALE, Ill. — Twitter user Shannon Nichols updated her profile bio today, moving “Trump Supporter” ahead of her other chosen…

Mark Roebuck • November 28, 2020

LA PAMPA, Argentina — Donald Trump Jr.’s recent COVID-19 diagnosis has inspired his brother Eric to hunt him for sport,…

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