MUNICH — Tourist Rich Stanton, who recently awakened in a lab in Germany as the front of a human centipede, has confirmed he does not…
NEW YORK — Marsha Stevenson was reportedly desperate to discover who was fourth billed in the 1987 film Beverly Hills Cop II after hearing the…
DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise locations, adding a tasty new…
LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s remake of The Lion King.…
AMAZON RAINFOREST — In a solemn press conference staged outside their lavish rainforest bungalow, the world’s billionaires have announced that trapping a young man on…
AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show she might actually be able…
FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda Webb spoke positively of the…
LOS ANGELES — Disney Studios announced today that the upcoming live action remake of The Little Mermaid is set to feature a real live penis…
After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world is ready to take on…
LOS ANGELES — Up-and-coming online celebrity James Corden announced to his YouTube subscribers last night in an update video that he has nearly enough money…
LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was part of the Conjuring cinematic…
Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every episode will now be available…
LOS ANGELES — Podcast fan Garth Hickman announced recently that he’s confident that he would be best friends with Zach Briggs, co-host of the popular…
LOS ANGELES – Following the disappointing critical reception of Glass, M. Night Shyamalan and Blinding Edge Pictures have announced the revolutionary filmmaker’s next project will…
ORLANDO, Fla. — Alongside its life-size Millennium Falcon and replica lightsabers for purchase, Disney revealed that its new Star Wars-themed section of Disneyworld will also…
