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It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop
It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop
I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s most beloved franchises, including Super…
