LOS ANGELES — Local man Tim Calorel was unable to locate where his Tesla had parked itself after he had consumed copious amounts of marijuana…
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Local gamer James Milken posted a gut-wrenchingly sad Craigslist ad for his unused second controller, multiple sources distant from Milken confirmed. …
Several more streaming platforms will be joining a crowded field next year, as today saw announcements of upcoming services from telecommunications giant Verizon, popular television…
PITTSBURGH or PHOENIX — Members of the r/GreekPottery subreddit engaged in a community-wide debate this morning after moderator BookrDeLitt remained unresponsive for nearly 48 hours…
Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh. Anyways, I wanted to pen a quick opinion piece about…
Modern Day Indiana Jones Narrowly Escapes Website After Accidentally Clicking Fake ‘Download’ Button
Modern Day Indiana Jones Narrowly Escapes Website After Accidentally Clicking Fake ‘Download’ Button
INDIANAPOLIS — Shortly after discovering the historic site which was perfectly preserved beneath 12 pages of Google search results, ROM Archaeologist GBoyy87 narrowly escaped with…
YOUR HOME — A new study, published in an all-caps text from your mother this morning, has confirmed that one of your little Nintendo games…
PALO ALTO, Calif. — A surprise software update was sent out to Tesla cars late last night that locks the car from starting its engine…
SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos filed for bankruptcy earlier this week after amassing so much wealth that he appears to have earned an Extra…
LOS ANGELES — YouTuber and handyman David Patterson, otherwise known as SuperVGMan64, failed to fix the gaping hole in his relationship with his wife Maria…
ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Marveling at its pixel-perfect resolution and clearly superior image quality, noted gamer Jennifer Lotz reportedly told friends that she had finally upgraded…
ALBANY, N.Y. — After reading a handful of articles from video game website Hard Drive, local gamer and avid internet user Peter Bauer told friends…
SAN FRANCISCO — With aspirations to enter the mainstream and gain more lucrative advertisers, Twitch sent out a “fill in the blank” apology form to…
ALTOONA, Penn. — Jake Fitzgerald Jr. reportedly hung a printout of his father’s latest meme on the fridge this afternoon as a token of pride…
BETHPAGE, N.Y. — A couple of newlyweds, Marissa and Frank Carter, cemented their love for each other at their wedding today, concluding the marriage ceremony…
