DAVENPORT, Iowa — Agnes and Leon Moore announced today that their forthcoming second child would be Patreon-exclusive content, according to an Instagram post. “Great news…
INVERNESS, Ill. — All-around little piece of shit Brenden Mounce, 11, entertained a house full of jealous classmates this weekend due to the fact that…
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Arcane powers of life and death were recently wielded by Amina Mitchell, 35, who used dark magicks to revive a 12-year-old…
SEATTLE — Technology visionary, entrepreneur, and formerly the world’s richest man Bill Gates recently visited the garage in which he first had the idea to…
ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more powerful build, reportedly reaching all…
WHITESTOWN, Ind. — Amazon today revealed a new wave of gamification techniques for its fulfillment centers that include killing an employee if they mess up…
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SEATTLE — In an effort to disrupt the stagnant industry, new startup company GamerTech has announced plans for a gaming chair that is not red…
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following the success of a recent filter that showed users what they would look like as a different gender, Snapchat has…
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SPOKANE, Wash. — The last known Wii Sensor Bar tumbled off of its television and behind the cabinet early this morning, marking the end of…
PURCHASE, N.Y. — Mountain Dew has debuted a line of K-Cups in collaboration with Keurig to appeal to the previously unknown “Gamers Who Go To…
OMAHA, Neb. — Local therapist Dr. James Walters told Mario Maker Twitch streamer Mark “NobodyLovesLuigi37” Rogers that he needs to “subscribe to himself” if he…
CUPERTINO, Calif. — During his WWDC keynote speech this morning, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the iLadder, a new product designed to allow customers of…
FORT MEADE, Md. — John Flavors, an intelligence analyst at the National Security Agency, was reportedly “heartbroken” after the Mac user he was monitoring placed…
