A. Cabbot
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WASHINGTON — Jerkhole bassist Alex Miller finally overcame his anxiety yesterday to ask why his bass guitar includes two extra…
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John Danek
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COVINGTON, Ky. — Neophyte bassist Braxton Reynolds came to the startling realization last week that his metronome apparently jumps wildly…
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Ted Pillow
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KINGS PARK, N.Y. — 41-year-old Pantera megafan Ray “Nickelbag” Shipley is still enrolled in 11th grade at Kings Park High…
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Ramona Apthorp
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Rachel Hacker moved yesterday into Nordhoff house, the surprisingly simple and reasonably-named community house and…
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John Danek
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MILWAUKEE — White Milwaukee Police Officer Anthony Salatino used the n-word without reservation last night before, during, and after a…
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Alec Stein
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WASHINGTON — The new viral bombshell “Plandemic” has revealed a simple, shocking truth: that all of your friends are dribbling,…
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John Danek
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DENVER — Local nerd Eugene Boscroft asked aghast record store employees moments ago to help him find old compilations from…
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Patrick Coyne
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Recently, the elitist SJWs of The Hard Times took a moment out of our busy lives of canceling posers to…
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Patrick Coyne
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PHILADELPHIA — Fans of indie-rock band To Jupiter were disappointed and disillusioned last night when a stripped-down, acoustic version of…
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PORTLAND, OR - Fans attending the record release party for local metal band Failsafe were repeatedly caught off guard by…
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