SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Self-proclaimed alpha male, Jared Andrews, suffered a nervous breakdown last week when attempting to eat a…
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Mike Maher
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So you hit up the Taco Bell Cantina happy hour with some co-workers, slammed spicy margs till last call, were…
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Antonio Cruise
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TARZANA, Calif. – Straight Edge LAPD Officer Donald Harvey could not decide whether to plant narcotics on a man from…
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BROOKLYN, NY — 35-year-old straight woman Jenny Spencer wasted no time introducing her boyfriend Mike Kang as her “partner” to…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Perpetually lonely heterosexual man Cliff Parker is living under the mistaken assumption that he would be getting a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Self described “ass-guy” Greg Barker considers his preference for women’s asses over their breasts as admission as…
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Tiana Miller
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NEW HOPE, Pa. — Local straight man Scott Stevenson was spotted acting weirdly jealous around lesbian woman and acquaintance at…
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John Danek
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WORCESTER, Mass. — Local straight edge man Matt Parrish reportedly thinks that his girlfriend of eight months is only interested…
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Dan Luberto
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SILVER SPRING, Md. — Attendees of an all-ages hardcore show last night were treated to the arrival of local straight…
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Doug Francisco
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BOSTON — Four devout straight edge kids kept with tradition yesterday and left a seat open for Minor Threat frontman…
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