James Klinger
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MARIETTA, Ga. — Local girlfriend Kaitlynn Gagnon is unable to sleep after spotting a Line 6 Spider in the corner…
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Joe Rumrill
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OAK RIDGE, Tenn. — Prolific tarantula owner Nell Gibbons is reportedly withholding potentially important information from her roommate until she…
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Robert John Scucci
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BALTIMORE — Local man Clyde Harris showed great restraint when he gently and thoughtfully relocated the Line 6 Spider that…
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Eric Navarro
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Dude, we got this new strain of weed from Maryland called “Bong Hit Transplant,” and it will melt your face.…
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Kyle Stanley
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MANKATO, Minn. — Speedwolf drummer Levi Daniels abandoned his Tama Swingstar kit and assorted hardware yesterday to a “pants-shittingly” large…
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Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…
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Ben Friedman
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The shower is one of the last refuges in modern society. Only within that 2x4 foot space can you shut…
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James Kinneen
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YUMA, Ariz. — Jed Thompkins, also known as “Riseofthejedguy” on YouTube, is reportedly distraught over a comment he made on…
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Edgar Towner
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A new study suggests that the average punk unknowingly has sex with five people who go…
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Tom K
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BALTIMORE — Researchers at Johns Hopkins University released a study today, proving that the average guitar player swallows up to…
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