SANTA FE, N.M. — Local punk Trevor McGill was shocked but not surprised to find the only existing photo of him not blackout drunk was…
Six Normal Life Tasks that Are Now Viral TikTok Challenges
Social media trends come and go so quickly it’s hard to know what the hell is cool anymore. When it comes to TikTok, entire memes…
I Can’t Believe This War Is Still Going Even Though I Posted Multiple Flag Emojis Online
Well, guys, I’m honestly so shocked and upset right now. I just got another breaking news notification on my phone about the Israel-Hamas war. Ugh.…
New App Connects People Who Want to Lie in Bed Together Like the Grandparents From “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”
LOS ANGELES – An unusual new app called NapR is making socializing considerably easier for homebodies by connecting users who just want to lie in…
How To Express Concern About Bullying on Social Media Without Sounding Like a Virgin Nerd Loser
It’s important to approach online bullying and harassment over social media with a mind like your mom’s legs — open. Verbal abuse on the Internet…
Old High School Friend Flattered to Receive Facebook Invite for Band’s Gig 600 Miles Away
MARIETTA, Ga. — Local IT manager Caleb Summers was taken aback earlier this week to receive a Facebook Event invitation from high school friend of…
Instagram Sex Bot Genuinely Interested In Band’s Music
CHICAGO – Sex bot and general scammer SEXsingleMAlloRy was shocked to discover she was a fan of Chicago band Rat Ass’ new music, tech sources…
LOS ANGELES — Local priest Father Charles Bovie recently pronounced newlywed social media influencers “wife guy and wife” during their wedding ceremony, doomscrolling sources confirmed. …
Dying Woodland Creature Hopes Its Skeleton Doesn’t End Up on Black Metal Band’s Instagram
LAKE PLACID, N.Y. — A local squirrel expressed concern over the fact their decaying body may eventually be featured on a black metal band’s social…
Man Hangs on to Social Media Just a Little Longer to See How Departure Announcement Does
PORTLAND, Ore. – Local man Gerald Stephenson delayed his highly publicized departure from social media an extra few minutes to respond to a couple more…
Remaining Twitter Employees Form Ska Band
SAN FRANCISCO — The few remaining employees at Twitter who survived Elon Musk’s blitzkrieg staff cuts last month are now joining forces to start a…
Woman Embraces Body Positivity for Everyone but Herself
ASHEVILLE, N.C — Local woman Vanessa Taylor continues to be thrilled by the growing Body Positivity Movement for all of her friends and family but…
FDA Warns Against Viral “Kill Yourself Challenge”
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is warning against a new challenge that has gone viral on TikTok, pressuring teens to…
High School Metal Band Adds OFFICIAL to All Social Media Channels in Case Impostor Accounts Ruin Their Good Name
LONGVIEW, Wash — High school metal band DeathRot added the word OFFICIAL to all of their social media handles in order to prevent fradulent accounts…
Help! My Partner Comments on Social Media Posts From Our Local News Station
It wasn’t always like this. They were barely on social media. It began slowly, like all terror: just the occasional comment on a tragic news…