LAKE PLACID, N.Y. — A local squirrel expressed concern over the fact their decaying body may eventually be featured on a black metal band’s social…
Man Hangs on to Social Media Just a Little Longer to See How Departure Announcement Does
PORTLAND, Ore. – Local man Gerald Stephenson delayed his highly publicized departure from social media an extra few minutes to respond to a couple more…
Remaining Twitter Employees Form Ska Band
SAN FRANCISCO — The few remaining employees at Twitter who survived Elon Musk’s blitzkrieg staff cuts last month are now joining forces to start a…
Woman Embraces Body Positivity for Everyone but Herself
ASHEVILLE, N.C — Local woman Vanessa Taylor continues to be thrilled by the growing Body Positivity Movement for all of her friends and family but…
FDA Warns Against Viral “Kill Yourself Challenge”
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is warning against a new challenge that has gone viral on TikTok, pressuring teens to…
High School Metal Band Adds OFFICIAL to All Social Media Channels in Case Impostor Accounts Ruin Their Good Name
LONGVIEW, Wash — High school metal band DeathRot added the word OFFICIAL to all of their social media handles in order to prevent fradulent accounts…
Are you one of those people who derive their internal sense of worth and belonging from a career? That’s no way to go through life!…
Top 10 Most Deadly TikTok Trends
TikTok has become a dominant force in the social media landscape and unfortunately, that has led to some dangerous new trends. Here are ten of…
I Know This Might Make Me Lose Followers, but Here’s a Completely Safe Take on Things That 100% Of You Will Agree With
You know what? I’m sick and tired of you chicken-shit slacktivists always pandering and never putting your asses on the line. You hide behind your…
Ugh: This Influencer Is Right About Social Issue
Listen, we’ve all been in this situation before. You take a little break in your day and decide to sneak a peek at your phone.…
These days, it seems like racism is at the forefront of everything, mostly thanks to former President Donald Trump, and how he brought racism back…
Future ‘Founder’ of Twitter Elon Musk Buys Twitter
SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the company’s history to show he…
PORTLAND, Ore. — The sudden decrease in social media activity of a prolific vaccine disinformation propagator Jason Cooley is leading friends and acquaintances to believe…
We Rank Our Childhood Friends by How Into Crypto They Are Now
So your best buddy from 1st grade faded out of your life by the time you were in college. It happens! Childhood friendships often wind…
When Our Friend’s Cat Went Missing We Asked Twitter To Do Their Thing and Now We’re Being Canceled
In the grand tradition of using social media to help solve real world problems, when we heard our friend’s cat had gone missing we posted…