FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Local punk outfit Scrotal Revolt recently began opening shows with a formal acknowledgment of guitar parts they’ve stolen and appropriated for their…
Diverse Scene Welcomes Second White Woman
WHITEFISH, Mont. — An inclusive punk scene was applauded for acts of bravery late yesterday evening after members openly welcomed a second white woman to…
Congress Says “Fuck It,” Lowers Minimum Wage
WASHINGTON — Democratic members of the U.S. legislature announced today that, “Fuck it, we’re gonna lower the minimum wage,” following backlash from supporters frustrated by…
Activist Posts Important Meme
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local activist/influencer/yoga instructor/Instagram model/spiritualist Lana-Ann Fink did her part yesterday to take a stand and inspire change on political and social issues…
Our society is finally embracing equality. With more female politicians elected to office than ever before and more diverse representation in Hollywood, we’re trending in…
NEW YORK — Self-described anti-fascist black metal band Ornamental Sun admitted that, although the group’s lyrics often detail horrifically violent scenes of dismemberment and torture…
White Genocide: Where’s the Kwanzaa for White People?
Well, I had a very interesting Christmas season. Sorry, I forgot I’m not supposed to say “Christmas” anymore — I meant, happy HOLIDAYS. Anyway, I…
Uh, Yeah: Five Things All White Women Besides Me Need to Stop Doing, Thanks
OK, White women besides me, we need to talk: you need to open your eyes and stop. Doing. These. Five. Things. Full stop. 1. You…
WALPOLE, Mass. — Walpole punk and Malaysian national Luo Hen Lei is now looked upon as the Boston-area scene expert on issues affecting Black people…
It’s Time for Taylor Swift to Speak up About Racism and the Teeth I’ve Been Sending Her
Taylor Swift’s new song “Look What You Made Me Do” was recently knocked from the number one chart position by rapper Cardi B’s “Bodak Yellow,”…
Widespread oppression and under-representation of minority groups is an issue that plagues our society as a whole. This issue has gone on long enough and I…
Dear You Know Who You Are, I have something I need to get off my chest. I am writing you today because you need to…
I Hate My Mixed Race Baby Because It’s Still Half White
Becoming a parent is difficult. It’s a lot different than people tell you it will be. They say when a woman first holds her baby…
All Music Is Violence Against Deaf People
Listen up, you ableist monsters: if you’re out there promoting your music that relies exclusively on people being able to hear, you’re a bigot. We…
Get out Your Pitchforks, Internet! This Failing DIY Farm Needs Your Help
It looks like some people just never learn. We tried to warn them, tried to tell them differently. I mean, let’s all be honest for…