Doug Kolic
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March 12, 2024
Dearest Katie, It pains me to have to write you this since we’ve spent so much time together over the…
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Jon Wood
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February 6, 2024
It’s been eight months since the company I worked for replaced everyone in our call center with artificial intelligence software…
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John Waters says, “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them,” which is why…
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Dan Bookbinder
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December 3, 2022
Tool is a platinum-selling, Grammy-winning, Billboard-topping collection of brilliant artists. Despite selling out arena tours, the average person does not…
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Doug Kolic
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March 29, 2022
TORONTO — Concert goers were left baffled last night when drummer Gareth McGibbons of mathcore band Hyde Index burst into…
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Tom K
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February 11, 2022
ATHENS, Tenn. — Punks across Tennessee sifting through dumpsters for “perfectly good food” are inadvertently becoming the most well-educated people…
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Nathan Kamal
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October 19, 2021
CHICAGO — A report recently issued by the Library of Congress has stated that this right here is the good…
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Jus Kaplan
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October 11, 2021
Almost every Millennial was forced to read Lois Lowry’s “The Giver” at some point during middle school. We were quizzed…
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Jus Kaplan
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October 11, 2021
Almost every Millennial was forced to read Lois Lowry’s “The Giver” at some point during middle school. We were quizzed…
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Tyler Roland
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August 18, 2021
BOSTON — Local 39-year-old Tool fan Mark Gibson spent his entire shift last Wednesday angry at the fact that a…
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