Bill Conway
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RALEIGH, N.C. — Federal Immigration Officer Ronny Pimmental once again woke up in terror after experiencing a recurring nightmare of…
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Ryan Darrah
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CHICAGO — A new sleep study released today by DIY Labs confirmed that your current level of inebriation is woefully…
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Joe Rumrill
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SEDONA, Ariz. — A fledgling lullaby composer was wracked with anxiety at a recent sold-out performance of his work when…
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Dan Rice
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Sleeping. It is literally the goddamned best. You just lay there, you don’t have to do anything, you don’t even…
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Emma Jonas
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden dozed off “for a good thirty or forty seconds” at a lectern while delivering an…
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Rebecca Acevedo
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NEW YORK — Local punk Brandon Hall listed the friend’s couch he’s been crashing on as available for rent in…
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Lauren Lavín
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SEATTLE — Chronic back-pain sufferer Delaney Edwards is giving serious thought to the polyamorous lifestyle after realizing it could lead…
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Jordan Breeding
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Weeks of shelter-in-place left one unlucky man's sleep schedule completely turned around! James Walters, a thirty-year-old father of one and…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed…
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Patrick Coyne
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MANHATTAN, Kan. — Bleary-eyed local woman Sharon Esses reported this morning that the only consistent part of her bedtime routine…
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