Julia Zhen
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SEATTLE — Local Chacos-wearing woman Stevie Saintclaire recently found love with Tevas fanatic Zak Richards as the two bonded over…
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James Webster
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LOS ANGELES — Local barista Ashley Campos was dismayed to realize that she was ghosted by a skater exactly seven…
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Lana Schwartz
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WASHINGTON — A new commission on Socializing, Relationships & Dating released a 105-page report determining that a breakup still counts…
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CHICAGO — Local Tinder bot Jennifer, 29, whose existence centers on driving lonely men to fraudulent dating sites, organically stopped…
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Rob Steinberg
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Presidio Heights residents Bella and Hilton Dell are close to surpassing the 90-minute mark talking about the…
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WASHINGTON — Embattled congressman Matt Gaetz shocked officials inside the Beltway with a bombshell announcement regarding his age, stunned Capitol…
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Heather Cook
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A relationship is a lot like a mixtape. You put a ton of time and effort into making something wonderful…
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Lana Schwartz
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ATLANTA — The combination of warmer temperatures and the accelerated vaccine rollout headed into Summer will lead to a sharp…
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Dan Rice
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I’m not going to tell you his name. He remains a very powerful frog in the industry, and I don’t…
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