Steve Packosky
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UGH, constituents, am I right? Constantly asking you to do things like legislate on their behalf and act in their…
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Ben Friedman
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ST. CLOUD, Minn. — Vice Presidential nominee J.D. Vance found himself in hot water again over his views regarding childless…
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Trevor Graham
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CANCÚN, Mexico — Junior Texas Senator Ted Cruz used a small portion of his Frequent Fleeing Texas Storm Miles reward…
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Have you ever been frustrated by the United States Postal Service because they lost a letter you mailed? Imagine if…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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WASHINGTON— Mitch McConnell revealed that he was “relieved” to learn that the specter of death he kept seeing slowly rambling…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…
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Dianne Nora
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WASHINGTON – The much-younger girlfriend of a prominent Republican Senator is disappointed that she will be too busy having an…
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Nathan Kamal
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Hey, what’s up, dudes and dudettes! I’m here to say I have a gnarly need for some radical music videos…
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Dianne Nora
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…
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Jolie Darrow
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release…
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